Brian Lockery Case

Wednesday Night "Reality Golf" League
launches its first ever fine levied against Brian Lockery, guilty of 3 foot par gimme!

After an emergency meeting and immediate investigation by league trustees, it was determined that the "league should go easy on Brian because he is a nice guy!". As Dictator of the Wednesday Night Golf League, I say.....Bull! I executed "Rule #6" and vetoed the Trustees recommendation! Brian has appealed his case via email and has retained legal counsel. To maintain the quality and integrity of this fine League, I bring this case before the whole membership!
What say you?


Gimme putt? Trustees re-enact the crime scene!	"Guilty of Gimme?"	"The Innocent Victim", or is he?

Greg Sparks also was in this foursome that night.
Because he was the eventual winner of the 50/50 Draw
that night he was eliminated from this investigation because of conflict of interest!

After a year of conjecture and speculation as to what actually took place on that sunny Wednesday afternoon, I have recently been informed, via an extremely reliable and credible source, (see bottom for details) that there may be a more scandalous and shamefully corrupt side to this tale.

My sources have stated that a possible bribe was offered to Mr. Lockery in the form of alcoholic beverages to be rewarded immediately after the round of golf, in exchange for the Gimmee putt.

To add some credibility to this shocking accusation, it has been reported that Mr. Duquette did in fact purchase four drinks immediately upon entering the lounge. As we all are aware, it is an extremely rare occasion that Mr. Duquette would in fact purchase four beers.

Whereas, we have all been witness to his extraordinary alcohol consumption rate while golfing, it is only common sense that it’s not humanly possible he could be that dehydrated after only just stepping off the course.

Witness statements have revealed that Mr. Duquette then proceeded to locate Mr. Lockery who had previously sat with Brothers Melnyk, Petrusenko, McNiff and Kitzul. Unfortunately there were so many previously emptied beer bottles already located on the table, that there was no way to observe if the alleged transaction actually occurred.

With only circumstantial evidence, a guilty verdict still eludes investigators one year later.

If any persons have further knowledge or information they would like to share with investigators please call 1 (800) PAR- FIBS.

Sources: My cousin’s, sister’s, next door neighbor's favorite bartender’s brother at Bobby Dee’s, where the co-accused Mr. Larry Duquette and his friend Ross can be found when not golfing.

Terry (T.J.) Johnston
CAW Local 127
Financial Secretary
280 Merritt Ave.
Chatham, Ont. Canada

June 15, 2008: "Sorry, 3 foot is too long.... some pin-placements and some holes - 1 foot is too long.
I go with the rule # 6..... is beheading still legal." Ken Claes

June 15, 2008: "I still maintain it was only a one foot putt and he lagged it up from thirty feet.
Give poor Larry a break, that's a long walk for a one foot putt." Brian Lockery

July 7, 2008: "There seems to be a great deal of indifference with respect to my
case. I think I deserve a full pardon." Brian Lockery

July 8, 2008: "Being Larry has golfed 5 times longer than I have
Then it would only be fair that any 15 foot putt for myself should be a gimmie."
Dennis Mullaly "Better known as The Old Man"